Lets get married ; so what?

Lets get married ; so what?

We can’t really live apart; we tried three times.  We love each other – it’s pathetic.  You and me, we met through a transvestite friend  and we laughed at the fact that we were drawn to each.

And now its another matter.  We miss each other when we’re apart.  We both light up just having a drink together.   We’re having no luck dating other people – and we’re  are both really trying to do that.  I’m unhappy without you and you’re not having a lot of fun either.    Its pathetic, but we’re drawn to each other.

We’re drawn to each other, but that is what’s hard to understand.  I’m a senior Jewish guy who bikes a lot but is kinda dumpy and beat up looking.  You’re  a pretty much younger thing who teaches Yoga and rides bikes with me.   Ok, how’s that anything much in common?

It’s not.  Our shared swimming and biking and dope smoking isn’t really enough.  What works is that we are attracted to each other.  It’s a Boy-girl thing that does transcend other considerations like money or you looking like you’re having dinner with your father whenever we go to Langer’s for corned beef.

   

All of which is what brings me to my marriage proposal.  I want us to have a marriage on the QT ( or on the 'down low' as they might say).  We tell no one and we elope quietly – Vegas kinda thing (although, why go to the expense?)  We keep our separate residence as long as we can afford to.  If we can’t afford anything else, then we might have to move in together, but I don’t recommend that.   We just know we’ll always be there for each other and we'll always be kind, gentle and understanding of each other.  

Its marriage as a voluntary form of human bondage that only stings when lodging together occasionally.  The sex thing we need to figure out.  I'm OK with what we do now, but are you?  You need to tell me what to do when your ready.  Our relationship has a sexual component but you need to define it for us; I'm OK with that.  I need you to control that.

Not sure this is like a 'REAL' romance or just a mirage.  We always assumed this was just something temporary.  Can we get married just in case the ‘REAL’ thing never does come along .   You see,  you kinda are the REAL thing for me.  And that’s why I want to marry you.